I have a guitar in the closet. Maybe you could play something for me?

我的壁橱里有一个吉他，也许你能给我弹一首？

If I was a piano player, I’d play it in the goddamn closet…In a funny way, though, I felt sort of sorry when he was finished.

如果我是个钢琴家，我会在他妈的柜子里弹。 说起来还真有点可笑，他弹完之后我都有点为他感到遗憾。