Really? You would have slept with me after a three hour documentary on dams? No. No woman would.

是吗？你要是看了三小时水坝的纪录片 你还有性致吗？没有，没女人会有。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》《生活大爆炸 第五季》

First Officer Skiles, is there anything you'd like to add? Anything you would have done differently if you had to do it again? Yes. I would have done it in July.

副驾驶斯基尔斯，你有什么想补充的吗？如果你不得不再经历一次，你会有什么地方做得不同吗？有，我会选在7月份做。

《Sully》《萨利机长》

Well, I think you can count on a lot of flaming gas, which is what you would have gotten from your first choice, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

肯定会有很多可燃气体接踵而来，如果你的首选之人尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森有来，也会有很多[放屁]。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 12》《生活大爆炸 第十二季》

A black hole is a strange beast. If this were a black hole, then instead of a rubber surface it would have a surface that is made of absolutely nothing except warped space and time.

黑洞就是一个奇怪的野兽。如果这是个黑洞，那么就不会是个胶面，它会有一个除了弯曲的时空什么也没有的表面。

《The Science of Interstellar》《《星际穿越》中的科学》

I would have come. I would have testified.

我早该来的。我应该帮你作证。

《The Imitation Game》《模仿游戏》

He would have stolen our food.

它会偷我们的吃的。

《Room》《房间》

It is what you would have done.

要是你也会这样做。

《Star Trek Into Darkness》《星际迷航：暗黑无界》

I would have asked first if I had.

想听的话我会问。

《Marco Polo Season 1》《马可波罗 第一季》

The Klingon would have made you cry.

克林贡版本绝对能让你们痛哭流涕。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》《生活大爆炸 第五季》

Oh, he would have needed a confidante.

可他还需要一个信得过的人。

《Sherlock Season 3》《神探夏洛克 第三季》

That means you guys would have to stay.

可是这样的话，你们也得留下。

《Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb》《博物馆奇妙夜3》

Now, see, I never would have thought to do that.

瞧吧，我就绝对想不到这样做。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》《生活大爆炸 第六季》

Without Richard Parker, I would have died by now.

没有理查德·帕克，我根本活不到现在。

《Life of Pi》《少年派的奇幻漂流》

Well, the thing is that we probably would have eaten.

这个，我们那会应该吃过晚餐了。

《An Education》《成长教育》

Would have been more flattered if you were a homosexual.

要你是同性恋，赞美不听着更由衷吗。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 4》《生活大爆炸 第四季》

We've no reason to suspect Edmunds's data would have soured.

我们没有理由怀疑Edmund的数据不好。

《Interstellar》《星际穿越》

FYI, I would have accepted any answer other than procreating.

供你参考，除了生育，其他答案我都接受。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

If I knew you would throw it away, I would have kept it.

要是我知道你会把它扔掉，那我就不拿出来了。

《Maleficent》《沉睡魔咒》

I don't think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.

我不认为那会卖一百万本，但要当礼物送给你，倒蛮合适的。

《Friends Season 2》《老友记 第二季》

Any of the other choices would have found that job impossible and the magazine would have suffered.

任何其他人选都无法胜任这项工作杂志社自身也会受影响。

《The Devil Wears Prada》《穿普拉达的女王》