You are aware that she's not a monkey, right?

你知道她不是猴子吧？

《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》

No, no, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work.

不会，我理解，我是说，猴子得工作嘛。

《Friends Season 2》《老友记 第二季》

Hi. Thanks for coming. Somebody called about a monkey?

谢谢你来。有人遗失猴子？

《Friends Season 1》《老友记第一季》

Alright alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?

有了，如果你是只猴子，迷失在大城市时，你会去哪儿？

《Friends Season 1》《老友记第一季》

I knew it! I knew I wasn't crazy! Last year, a monkey did attack me at the bus stop!

我就知道，我就知道我没有发疯，去年的确有一只猴子在公交车站攻击我。

《Friends Season 8》《老友记 第八季》

Can I have a kangaroo? A lion, please. A monkey, please. A parrot, please. Yes, I've got all those.

我要一个袋鼠气球我要一个狮子。我要一个猴子。一个鹦鹉，谢谢你。好的，这些我都有。

《Peppa Pig Season 1》《小猪佩奇 第一季》

Wait a minute. Were you on a poster for gonorrhea? Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?

等一下，你拍过性病海报吧？你跟猴子同床共枕过吧？

《Friends Season 7》《老友记 第七季》

What, you didn't get it? The doctor is a monkey. And monkeys can't write out prescriptions.

你看不懂？那个医生是只猴子，猴子没办法开处方。

《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》

I am a monkey, so this is my year. So I'm guessing I'm going to have a pretty lucky year this year.

我属猴，今年是我的本命年，我猜今年我肯定运气会不错。

《Chinese New Year》《中国春节》

Because I told you to! Like, if a monkey took the picture, did it discover the comet? Excuse me?!

是因为我让你拍下来！如果照片是一只猴子拍的，难道彗星是它发现的吗？你说啥？！

《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》《生活大爆炸 第十一季》

Oh, you know what? That was a complete misunderstanding. Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we didn't.

对，这完全是个误会，我以为我们有养猴子，但是我们没有。

《Friends Season 1》《老友记第一季》

Sometimes it's just palling around with a monkey, wondering why they're rewarding him and not you.

有时候是跟一只猴子一起玩耍，不知道为什么他们只奖励猴子不奖励我。

《Modern Family Season 6》《摩登家庭 第六季》

You know, I shouldn't have asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off with like a pen or a pencil.

我不该叫你照顾猴子，应该叫你照顾铅笔才对。

《Friends Season 1》《老友记第一季》

You're blowing me off for a monkey? Hey, we can reschedule for Saturday. Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.

你为了猴子失我的约？我们可以改星期六打呀。对，除非你又搭上一票鸽子。

《Friends Season 2》《老友记 第二季》

Forgive me, your highness, for I am but a monkey, and it is in my nature to climb, I did not mean to gaze upon you as you comb your hair.

请原谅，公主陛下，我只是一只猴子，我的天性就是爬树，我不是故意在你梳头时弄乱你的头发。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 1》《生活大爆炸 第一季》

I hope one of those people is a monkey, 'cause this is bananas. You can make jokes, but if this keeps up, he's gonna move back in here. All right.

最好找到一根香蕉，他俩就是在耍猴戏。随便你开玩笑，但争吵持续升温，最后他又得搬回来了。好吧。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》《生活大爆炸 第十季》