I own nine pairs of underpants.

我有九条内裤。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》《生活大爆炸 第7季》

I said I'm sorry. Sorry doesn't clean my underpants, buddy.

我道过歉了。道歉可洗不了我的内裤，哥们。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》《生活大爆炸 第六季》

So you're saying that I'm touching a stranger's underpants? Yes.

所以你的意思是我正摸着陌生人的内裤？是的.

《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》《生活大爆炸 第十一季》

How about I go first? But I don't want to know how many underpants you own.

不如我先说吧。可我不想知道你有多少条内裤。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》《生活大爆炸 第7季》

Remember the class play? You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.

记得班上的话剧吗？你掀我的裙子，全礼堂的人都看到我的内裤了。

《Friends Season 2》《老友记 第二季》

I'll check flights. I'll check hotels. I'll check my underpants. I'm so excited, I think I peed.

我去查机票。我来查酒店。我去检查我的内裤，我激动到貌似都尿了。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 8》《生活大爆炸 第八季》

She's mad because I know today's her laundry day and that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.

她不爽是因为我知道，她今天要洗衣服，所以现在穿的是老女人大内裤。

《Friends Season 4》《老友记 第四季》

Patrick. You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. What do you call that?

派崔克，你穿这条高菲·高伯花生派对的内裤已经穿了三年了，你这还不是崇拜？

《The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie》《海绵宝宝历险记》

You left out, got chafed testicles because you no longer wear underpants. The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.

还有个你没提，你蛋蛋擦破了就因为骰子告诉你不用再穿内裤了。成也骰子，败也骰子。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》《生活大爆炸 第五季》

Yeah. You're inviting him into your home. It's intimate. It's where your underpants live.

对啊，你邀请他到自己家里来，这是很亲密的事，这里可是你小内内的家啊。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 9》《生活大爆炸 第九季》