I am wear a pair of shorts.

我穿了一条短裤。

So, I also picked up a pair of shorts washed up.

于是，我又拿起一条短裤洗了起来。

I don't really wear anything, except for a pair of shorts.

我真的不穿任何东西，除了一条短裤。

Here it is pictured with the above jeans and black skirt and a pair of shorts.

下面你可以看到上图中出现的牛仔裤和黑裙，还有短裤。

Shopping at thrift stores is bargainous, and a pair of shorts is more bargainous than a tuxedo.

在廉价店买东西都是超低价，短裤当然比燕尾服便宜的 多。