Honey, leave the terrible jokes to me.

亲爱的，把烂笑话留给我吧。

《Friends Season 9》《老友记 第九季》

What? Mr. Bigot. He tells the most racist jokes.

什么？偏执狂先生，他喜欢讲种族偏见的笑话。

《Friends Season 5》《老友记 第五季》

Wait a minute, all jokes aside? I didn't agree to that.

等等，撇开笑话不提？我可不同意。

《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》

I got a lot of menu jokes, but that's my favorite.

我有很多关于菜单的笑话但我最喜欢这个。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》《生活大爆炸 第十季》

It went great. And I didn't need any jokes or naked chicks either.

很顺利既不需要笑话，也不需要裸女。

《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》

Well, he laughs at his own jokes, but otherwise he's okay.

他除了会说完笑话自己笑之外，其他方面还算不错啦。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》《生活大爆炸 第十一季》

Buddy, I was just joking around. Yeah, well, sometimes your jokes hurt.

同志，我只是开玩笑呢。有时候你的笑话很伤人。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》《生活大爆炸 第7季》

Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?

罗斯，我问你撇开笑话不提，这段感情要往哪里走？

《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》

And your bad jokes and your complete inability to ever hide a single thing you felt.

还有蹩脚的笑话，和你不懂掩饰自己的每一丝情感。

《Me before you》《遇见你之前》

I thought I got to make the jokes. Don't you have to be at work? Oh, come on.

我还以为说笑话是我的专利。你不用上班吗？拜托，走吧。

《Friends Season 9》《老友记 第九季》

The servants would sing to me, laugh at my jokes. I wish I knew their names.

佣人们会给我唱歌，会捧场我的笑话，真希望我知道他们的名字。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 9》《生活大爆炸 第九季》

Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don't get. Like what?

拜托，告诉我这是你另一个我搞不懂的笑话。像什么？

《Friends Season 7》《老友记 第七季》

The jokes aren't funny and everybody's all, "Honk, honk, ah-ooga, wah, wah."

那些笑话一点都不好笑，每个人还在叫喊着"滴滴，叭叭，乌拉，乌拉"。

《Modern Family Season 6》《摩登家庭 第六季》

But to really be funny, you need what all the best jokes have. A punch line. He's coming!

但是要让这个笑话精彩，有一点必不可少。要有一个绝妙的笑点。他要出来啦！

《Wonder》《奇迹男孩》

Well, no. When I get to the point where, you know, I'm ready to hear cruel, mocking jokes about Mike, I'm gonna come to you.

不，当我准备好要听糗死的麦克笑话时，我会来找你的。

《Friends Season 9》《老友记 第九季》

Are you one of Emily's friends? This sounds like one of her silly jokes. Is she there with you? No, I'm on my own.

你是埃米莉的朋友吗？很像她的蠢笑话，她在你旁边吗？不，我自己一个人。

《Lucy》《超体》

Or we could just follow your clever jokes, any ideas? No. Didn't think so. Okay, come on guys, show us where the presents are.

顺着你的笑话去找也行，你知道在哪里吗？当然不知道，来，把礼物找出来。

《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》

Hey, guys. Oh, hello. Want to join us? But he's a geologist, and I have more physics jokes. Oh, quick! Sit!

伙计们。你好。要坐下来一起吃吗？可他是个地质学家，而我还有很多物理笑话要讲呢。快请坐！

《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》《生活大爆炸 第十季》

In pander to your audience. Keep them palmer of your hand and within easy demeanor natural cadence and of course jokes.

最后：吸引观众目光！记住要放松心情，保持脸上还有声音上的和谐，当然说笑话也是个好方法！

《Be a More Confident Public Speaker》《公开场合演讲如何展现自信？》

As is the tradition, I have prepared a series of disrespectful jokes which generate humor at Howard's expense. Prepare to have your ribs tickled...

按照传统习惯，我准备了一些无礼的笑话，来取笑霍华德，娱乐大众，准备笑到肚子疼吧……

《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》《生活大爆炸 第五季》