Foolish Wil Wheaton, it was never off.

愚蠢的威尔·惠顿，战火就没灭过。

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Hey, Stuart, is the Wil Wheaton signed up for the Mystic Warlords tournament the Wil Wheaton from Star Trek?

斯图尔特，威尔·惠顿报名参加了这个神秘勇士锦标赛吗？就是《星际迷航》里的那个威尔·惠顿吗？

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Listen to this. I just received an e-mail from Wil Wheaton.

你们听我说，我刚收到威尔·惠顿的电邮。

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You have a will? Yeah, my 1/18 scale Wil Wheaton action figure.

你还立好遗嘱啦？是啊，1:18真人比例的威尔·惠顿手办。

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Wil Wheaton. Yeah. I'm a big fan. Of what? Poorly executed beards?

威尔·惠顿。我就是。我可是你的忠实粉丝。粉什么？那把修整不齐的络腮胡吗？

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And, apparently, Wil Wheaton's best friend. Sheldon. Talk to the hand.

显然他是威尔·惠顿的死党呢。谢尔顿。懒得鸟你。

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Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek universe.

这不是《星际迷航》里的加·加·宾克斯——威尔·惠顿吗。

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Do you feel bad you told Wil Wheaton that you'd be his enemy if he did this show?

你有没有一点难过你跟威尔·惠顿说如果他出演这节目你会跟他反目成仇？

《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》《生活大爆炸 第十一季》

You don't understand. Growing up, I idolized Wil Wheaton. Wesley Crusher had an eidetic memory just like me.

你不明白的。我从小到大一直以威尔·惠顿为偶像的，卫斯理·柯洛夏有和我一样的高清图像式记忆。

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I was out raising heck with Mr. Wil Wheaton. Four hours more and we would have closed down the HomeTown Buffet.

我跟威尔·惠顿去共进晚餐了，再让我们吃个四小时，就能吃垮"家乡"自助餐厅了。

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Hey, Penny! And you guys. Albino Bob couldn't make it, so I brought a substitute. I believe some of you know Wil Wheaton.

嗨，佩妮，还有各位路人。阿尔比诺·鲍勃不能来了，所以我带了个替补来，相信你们中有人认识他 威尔·惠顿。

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Look, Sheldon, your problem is not Wil Wheaton, okay? Your problem is the way you treated Amy. My problem is I'm out of tea.

谢尔顿，问题不在威尔·惠顿这，好吗？你的问题在于你对待艾米的方式。我的问题是我的茶喝光了。

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Well, well, well. If it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Green Goblin to my Spider Man. the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox.

哎哟哟，这不是威尔·惠顿嘛，我家蜘蛛侠的敌人绿魔，我家伽利略的对头教皇保罗五世，我家火狐的对手IE浏览器。

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Excuse me. Are you saying that Wil Wheaton AKA Ensign Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The next generation is going to be participating in your tournament?

打扰一下，你是在说威尔·惠顿， 也就是出演了《星际迷航：下一代》中卫斯理·柯洛夏少尉的那位将会参与你的锦标赛吗？

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My arduous journey, however, was for naught. Although advertised to appear, he did not show up. It was at that moment, I vowed eternal hatred for Wil Wheaton.

然而我艰苦的旅行却一无所获，尽管广告说他会出现，却最终没来，就在那一刻，我发誓要永远憎恨威尔·惠顿。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

Until you either do not go or go to Wil Wheaton's party, you are simultaneously my friend and not my friend. I'm characterizing this phenomenon as Schrodinger's Friendship.

在你决定去或是不去威尔·惠顿的派对之前，你是我的朋友，同时又不是我的朋友，我把这个现象称为“薛定谔的友谊”。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》《生活大爆炸 第五季》

I was such a fan that in 1995, I traveled ten hours by bus to a sci fi convention in Jackson, Mississippi, wearing my Starfleet Academy cadet uniform in order to meet Wil Wheaton and get him to autograph my mint in package Wesley Crusher action figure.

我是他的粉丝。回想1995年，我坐了10个小时的汽车到密西西比州的杰克逊市参加科幻大会，穿着我的星舰学院实习生制服，就是为了见威尔·惠顿还有让他在我珍藏的未拆封的卫斯理·柯洛夏手办上签名。

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It might also interest you to know that Wil Wheaton currently ranks sixth on my all-time enemies list, right between director Joel Schumacher, who nearly destroyed the batman movie franchise, and Billy Sparks, who lived down the street from me and put dog poop on the handles of my bicycle.

也许你们会想知道威尔·惠顿在我的永远的敌人名单里暂排第六，排名就在差点毁掉蝙蝠侠系列电影的导演乔·舒马赫和比利·斯派克之间，他住在我家后面一条路上，曾经把狗屎放在我自行车的把手上。

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