Lumpy forgot he was deaf, making the world noisy and woke up alternating personality Flippy.

大傻鹿忘了自己是聋子，制造出巨大的噪音唤起了双重人格的老兵。

A headband or a barrette can hold back too-short bangs, and a ponytail or a loose bun can camouflage too-flippy layers.

一条头巾或一个别致的发卡可以帮助你掩饰失败的刘海。而马尾辫或者蓬松的花苞头则可掩饰你乱糟糟的头发。

All the displays of perfect, flippy-haired coupledom only serve to turbo-charge the sneaking suspicion that everyone else is far more in love and having heaps more sex than you are.

到处都有完美、沾沾自喜的夫妇亮相，更加令你私下怀疑别人总是比你爱得更深，做爱总做得比你更水乳交融。

Eventually it will dawn on you that the flippy little punches are the baby, and your heart will miss a beat.

最后你会明白那小拳头似的击打其实是婴儿，而且你可能会错过的。