A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

一般朋友会对你的罗曼史好奇，而好朋友会以此敲诈你。

Write her a long letter, one in which you recall the most emotional parts of your romantic history.

为她写一首长诗，回忆爱情路上最感人的瞬间。