Who's Adam West? Who's Adam West? Leonard, what do the two of you talk about after the coitus?

谁是亚当·韦斯特？！莱纳德，你们性交之后都聊些什么啊？

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

What were you doing with Priya? I believe they engaged in coitus but more importantly if Leonard had not abandoned his story would you have found it plausible?

你和普丽娅在一起做什么？我确信他们是在性交，但更重要的是如果莱纳德没有半途而废，你觉得那个故事可信么？

《The Big Bang Theory Season 4》《生活大爆炸 第四季》

Okay, well, what's the third option? That I have coitus with her.

好吧，第三个选项是什么？我跟她交媾。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 9》《生活大爆炸 第九季》

Okay, here's the protocol: you and I are still friends, and you stop saying "coitus."

咱来定个协议，你我继续做朋友 还有你别再说“交媾”。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

You know, also, if they did have coitus, we'll all be needing a skilled psychiatrist.

而且，如果他们真的交媾了，我们都需要个厉害的心理医生开导。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》《生活大爆炸 第十季》

Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying "coitus" with everyone or just you? Everyone.

再问清楚，我不能跟所有人说交媾，还是只是不能跟你说？所有人。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

I know we only have coitus on my birthday, but I don't know if I can wait until midnight.

我知道我们只在生日那天交媾，但我都不知道我能不能忍到午夜过后了。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》《生活大爆炸 第十一季》

I don't know what you're doing, but I was about to insinuate that I had coitus with Raj's mother for a dollar.

我不知道你在做什么，我是准备暗示我和拉杰的妈发生了关系，让她赚了一块钱。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》《生活大爆炸 第六季》

It's like scrolling through the emojis on my phone. Ye... why? Eh, why?! Oh, that's why. Sounds like the night we had coitus.

感觉就像在翻阅我手机上的表情包。为——为啥？为啥啊？！原来如此。听起来像我们交媾的那晚。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》《生活大爆炸 第十季》

Now, knowing Penny, the obvious answer is, they engaged in coitus. But since that's what it looked like, we can rule that out.

目前的信息表明佩妮，最明显的答案当然是两人交媾了，但是，鉴于那是“看上去的那样”，我们可以排除这个可能性。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》《生活大爆炸 第五季》

Yes, instead of going out, they just stay home and have constant coitus. Well, I didn't want to say it, but I do like to hear it.

所以他们不像常人出去约会，而是待在房里不停交媾。我不想说出来，但听在耳里还挺爽。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》《生活大爆炸 第十一季》

Is that good? Compared to other foods, no. Compared to other parts of a tree… And then after dinner, we will have birthday coitus.

那个味道好吗？跟其他食物相比，不好。跟树的其他部位相比嘛…在晚餐过后，我们会进行生日交媾。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》《生活大爆炸 第十一季》

Now, before this goes any further, you should know that all forms of physical contact up to and including coitus are off the table.

相亲继续进行之前，我先声明所有身体接触，包括但并不限于交媾，均不予讨论。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

How could you send her away? She was late. And she found atomic spectroscopy boring. Well, I wouldn't coitus her with your genitals.

你怎么能就这么赶她走了？她来晚了，而且她居然说原子光谱学无聊，用你们的生殖器我也不想和她交配。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 9》《生活大爆炸 第九季》

I think you mean telekinetically. And no. I just wasn't sure of the proper protocol now that you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.

你是说意念取物吧？不是。我只是不确定用哪种社交礼节，因为你和莱纳德如今不交媾了。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

Well, we could if it were true. But as you live in the same building, you see each other all the time. The variable which has changed is the coitus.

那得真的不见才行，可你们住在同一栋楼里，低头不见抬头见，唯一改变的变量是交媾。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》《生活大爆炸 第三季》

Leonard, there's no reason to feel uncomfortable just because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.

莱纳德，没有任何理由，只因为我们看过彼此在极度激动的快感下那扭曲的脸和裸体就感到有什么尴尬的。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 1》《生活大爆炸 第一季》