Phoebe: your love, is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart.

你的爱，就好像一只巨大的鸽子，在我心中排泄。

I had the option of crapping myself or quickly finding another toilet.

我当时要么尿裤子，要么赶紧找到另一个厕所。

That was like watching someone catch fire at a craps table for two solid hours without crapping out.

这就如同看着火的一个人在赌桌前待了两个小时但却不退出那样。