Doesn't your idiot reporter realise that the only way that they can "relive the sinking" is if they actually sink the replica with everybody on board.

你的白痴记者难道没有意识到，他们能够“重温沉没”的唯一方法就是让船上每个人搭载这艘复制品往下沉没吗？

We tramped miles and miles and then saw at the roadside a board, which read: Idiot, no thoroughfare.

我们开车走啊走啊，最后在路边上看到了一块牌子，上面写着：笨蛋，此路不通。