You know, you crack me up with your ridiculous ideas about how to succeed in life.

你知道吗，我那些荒谬的人生成功之道每次都让我忍俊不禁。

My grandpa used to tell me about how he had to get up at the crack of dawn every day to start work on the farm.

我爷爷曾经告诉我，他每天必须在破晓时分就起床开始在农场工作。

That made me crack up.

这让我崩溃了。