He must have done it when I was off with those assholes.

他一定是趁我和 那群混蛋一起的时候做的。

She was cool enough though, and we are still Facebook friends because I judge women for what’s on the inside you shallow assholes.

尽管她酷毙了，我们仍是脸谱上的朋友，因为我是以内在来判断女人的，肤浅的白痴们。

Yet still so many assholes want to take him down.

然而还有那么多的混蛋想打压他。

Men are never right. That's why women were invented, to think for you assholes.

男人永远都是错的。女人的存在就是要为你们这些混蛋着想。

We're betting any aspiring artist will take that deal over three years of putting up with stuck-up assholes at art schools.

我们肯定，所有有抱负的艺术家都会愿意以此和三年枯燥的艺术学院学习做个交易。

With consulting comes dealing with clients. Thankfully, I never had to deal with any assholes, but communicating with people is a skill that takes a lifetime to learn.

咨询工作就是与人打交道，幸运的是，我从来没遇到过什么麻烦的家伙，但是与人交流，是我们要穷尽一生去学习的一种技能。

Come and see me on the streets alone, if you assholes doubt me.

如果你们这些卑鄙的家伙要怀疑我，那来看看我怎样孤独地在街上游荡。

Tucker Max, author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First is, no matter what you think of him personally, a master brand.

塔克尔·马克斯是《我希望在地狱里还有酒喝》的作者----无论你怎样看待他的性格----一个大师级的品牌。

Jesus, it's frigging incredible how lucky some assholes can get.

天，简直不可思议有些王八蛋怎么那么幸运！

"After all the assholes I've met, this guy's a real gentleman," says Suzanne, during a break before class.

课间休息时，苏珊娜说：“在和那些混蛋约会了之后，我发现他是个真正的绅士。

I'm going to enjoy kicking these assholes off campus.

我很高兴吧这些蠢货踢出校园。