I've been watching too much porn.

我看太多A片了。

《Friends Season 4》《老友记 第四季》

That's not really porn. Not so much.

那不会很色情吗？一点都没有。

《Friends Season 8》《老友记 第八季》

Although, I should probably tell you, she's a porn star.

不过我得告诉你，她是色情明星。

《Friends Season 3》《老友记 第三季》

You got porn.

你有色情小说。

《Friends Season 7》《老友记 第七季》

You must feel horrible. Hey. The guys have free porn. Nah.

你一定很难受，隔壁有免费的A片。

《Friends Season 4》《老友记 第四季》

God. So you're making porn movies. No I'm not. We're still rolling.

所以你在拍A片。我没有。摄影机还在转 。

《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》

Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. Okay, let's go see Monica.

拿去吧，抱歉，你不能看色情书，我们去找莫妮卡吧。

《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》

No, wait, please don't go. I've got porn for you too. Yeah, I don't need it.

别走，也有女生看的黄色杂志。我不需要。

《Friends Season 4》《老友记 第四季》

You're watching French gay porn, I hope. Wi-Fi connection's not strong enough.

希望你不是在看法国同志小黄片。这里的无线网信号不太好。

《Me before you》《遇见你之前》

Porn belongs on a big screen in the bedroom or your phone in the bathroom. Kids, go play.

色情作品应该在卧室的大电视里播放，或是浴室里的手机上。孩子们，去玩。

《Modern Family Season 6》《摩登家庭 第六季》

Hey. I am secure with my masculinity. Okay whatever. You've seen my huge stack of porn, right?

我很相信我的男子气概。好吧，随便你。你看过我收集的色情杂志了吧？

《Friends Season 7》《老友记 第七季》

Okay, look I'm sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn.

抱歉，我想去睡一下，我知道我不对，可是你有色情小说。

《Friends Season 7》《老友记 第七季》

Wow. The new Playboy. Yeah, it's just something I picked up. Cookies and porn, you're the best mom ever.

新的“花花公子”，我随手买的。饼干和黄色书刊？好棒的妈妈。

《Friends Season 4》《老友记 第四季》

You did it. You got ordained? Yeah, I just got off the Internet. Man, there is a lot of porn out there. Our minister.

你被任命了？对，刚上完网，网上好多色情图片。我们的牧师。

《Friends Season 7》《老友记 第七季》

She was married to a gay ice dancer. She gave birth to her brother's triplets. Oh. Oh. Her twin sister used to do porn.

她曾跟男同志冰舞选手结婚，她帮她弟弟生下三胞胎，她的双胞胎姐姐是A片演员。

《Friends Season 8》《老友记 第八季》

That's great, but isn't it gonna bother that people still think you're a porn star? Oh no. No. I know how to handle it. You do? Yeah.

太好了，但别人还是会误会，你不会困扰吗？不会，我有办法是吗？没错。

《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》

It's okay. Because I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right. Your coming out is about to get real graphic!

因为我要去买Photoshop和一叠的同性恋色情照片，没错，你的出柜将会是图文并茂了！

《Friends Season 9》《老友记 第九季》

You know me sir. Oh, I do have a question for you. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?

你很了解我的，老板，你知道要怎么避过办公室的电脑网络，进去网际网络看超级精彩的黄色电影吗？

《Friends Season 8》《老友记 第八季》

You're trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, I'll give you a hint. From porn. Okay? Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie. See? Yeah.

想知道你在哪里见过我？给你一个提示：A片！好吗？没错，你的变态男朋友在A片里看过我。看吧。是的。

《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》

But you know what wasn't a party? That hotel in Kazakhstan they put you up in before the launch. I mean, it's your last night on Earth. You'd think you'd get one porn channel.

你们知道什么绝不算派对吗？火箭发射前的一晚我被安排入住哈萨克斯坦的酒店，那可是我待在地球的最后一晚，还以为会送个黄片频道看看呢。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》《生活大爆炸 第六季》